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February 11, 2006

Announcing the King's Valentine's Day Sale

"Announcing the King's February 14, 2005 Valentines Day 14% Off SALE... From Today Until February 14, 2006"

Dear friends,

While this is an important announcement, I'll keep it short, sweet, and to the point. Rarely do I have a sale, because I think my products are under-priced for the value they deliver. I'm not saying this to brag, I'm saying it because it's true. I simply cannot keep up with all the success stories I get from doers young and old who've gotten my materials, taken action, and gone on to get incredible, in some cases unbelievable, results with women.

But, I've had a lot of good things happen in my life lately, and I'm in a generous mood (which may not last long), so I've decided to give back to everyone on my list by having an unusual sale. Despite my, at times, grumpy nature, I do sincerely appreciate all you guys and ladies on this list.

And, I've decided, what the heck, if I'm going to have a sale, good ol' V-Day is the best day to do it... after all it is about women, dating, and relationships, something I have a bit of an expertise in. So, if you're a guy who already has a great woman and wants to create even more attraction for her I have something for you, and if you're a guy who wants to be with a great woman, well, I've got something for you here, too (see www.johnalanis.com/vday06_sale.htm )

So here's the deal: from now until "two minutes to midnight" on Feb 14, 2006 all my products are going to be 14% off when you order from this page: www.johnalanis.com/vday06_sale.htm (but you must order from this page).

Now, this sale is not retroactive (meaning if you ordered recently you don't get a discount on your prior purchase), so if you just invested in one of my products, take this opportunity to increase your knowledge at a discount, and invest in another of my products (www.johnalanis.com/vday06_sale.htm). You'll be happy you did, and so will all the women you welcome into your life.

On with the fun....

-John Alanis
"The King of Let 'em Come to You"

PS Remember, this sale ends "two minutes to midnight" on Feb 14, 2008, and after that all prices will return to normal. To take advantage of this sale, go to www.johnalanis.com/vday06_sale.htm right now.

Posted by john at 04:21 PM

Do women really like huge bodybuilders?

Hey guys,

Today's the Big Day! Yes, it's the start of my Valentine's Day sale where you can claim a 17% discount on all my products from today until Feb 14, 2006. I even have a special "Mother of All Offers" for you guys who want it all... you get a huge discount when you invest in all my products at once, and you even get my brand new King's Keys, a product not even officially released yet. For all the exciting details, and to claim your 17% discount, go to www.johnalanis.com/vday06_sale.htm

Every now and then I get an email from a guy saying, "John, if I get in the gym and get huge, women will like me, right? Don't women love body builders and big muscles?"

The answer is...

A whole new approach to dating, women, and relationships that allows me to choose my own relationships with women, anytime, anyplace, anywhere, devoid of all heartbreak or misery, and I'm convinced any man can copy what I'm doing, no matter your looks, age, or income. Why would any sane man reveal these secrets if they were true? To discover the answer go to http://www.johnalanis.com/ultimate_system.htm right now.

....it depends. If the body builder has a naughty boy side, a wicked sense of humor, and knows how to give women a bad time in a good way, he'll attract women. If he's nice guy, a wuss and is intimidated by women (and many more body builders are than you might suspect), then he will not attract women.

The real answer is, of course, being a body builder and "getting huge" has nothing to do with attracting women. But spending time in the gym can definitely help you attract women.

Here's why: when you get yourself in good physical shape, whether with weights or body weight exercises, or martial arts or however you want to get in shape, you carry yourself with more confidence and energy. Women are attracted to these traits.

Plus, the gym is a great place to attract women (hot ones), both attendees and women who work at the gym. Most of these women have been hit on (badly) by a bunch of dopes, and when you employ your attraction creation skills, you can get some massive results.

So, while you certainly don't have to be a body builder to get results, focusing on getting in great shape will create attraction with women.

On with the fun....

-John Alanis
"The King of Let 'em Come to You"

PS The Valentine's Day 'o6 sale is in full swing. Go to www.johnalanis.com/vday06_sale.htm to claim your 17% discount

PPS In case you didn't see it, there's an article on the CNN website about how "Ken" (of Barbie doll fame) has been re-released with a "metro-sexual" look. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...

Posted by john at 10:15 AM