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February 28, 2006

Last chance for encore performance

Hi guys,

I'm one of the few that have been allowed to offer seats to this encore event....you can read about it below...

Thanks...

-John Alanis
THe King!

From: Jeff Paul - (The "How To Make Mo.n.ey Quick And Easy Sitting At Your Kitchen Table In Your Underwea.r" guy)... Discover How I Plucked A Broke Guy Off The Street And Got Him Worth Over $184,000!

AND LEARN HOW YOU CAN GET A $2,495.00 AUTOMATED MARKETING SYSTEM FOR FR.EE!!

Hey! Have I ever got great news about an irresistible deal for you!

Last week, we held an amazing teleseminar that revealed the most interesting home b.ased m.o.ney making secrets you've ever heard! Only problem was that we held it during the day time and some of you expressed concern because you couldn't listen to it at work, were with the kids at the zoo, and other things you need to get done during the day....

In fact, here's some of the emails we got from unhappy campers who couldn't be on the teleseminar:
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Hello Jeff,

I'm sorry I couldn't be no the call...I volunteer at my son's day care school in the afternoons. Is there any chance this call will be recorded or you'll do another one? Thanks,

Larry Jensen
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Jeff,

Man! I can't do afternoons for the teleseminars, are you going to ever do them in the evenings again? That's the only time I can listen. I work in the middle of the night and have to get some shuteye in the afternoons....help! Please do a night one.

John Langen
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Jeff,

I just can't call during the afternoon, I work on an assembly line and it just doesn't work. Is there any way you'll do these in the evening?

Thanks,

Chris Restrepo
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No Problem! We're going to just pretend we're Wayne Newton or Celine Dion and it's a Vegas act. So here comes the Encore Performance.

So, once again, here's the details of this life changing teleseminar the first 225 of you who sign up can attend:

When you attend our one-of-a-kind teleseminar...you'll discover how I snatched a guy off the street and turned him into a guy "making m.o.ney in his underwea.r", who was worth nothing, and now has a filled-to-the- brim bank account! And, you'll learn how you can get my $2,495.00 secret, automated marketing weapon...for F-R-E-E!

See, if you're looking to jump start your heart and get it pumping as your greed glands swell with excitement...you DO NOT want to miss our brand new teleseminar session we're having on Wednesday, March 1st @ 7:30pm Central Standard Time.

I'm going to unveil my new "Instant Ca.sh" technique for making m.o.ney from your home instantly...without any delay! With my breakthrough secret formula, you can get started on Monday...and be making m.o.ney on Tuesday! The amazing thing is that you can be making ridiculous amounts of ca.sh from your home, in your underwea.r...without needing to create any product or marketing!

If you've ever dreamed of sitting at home, seeing your family any time you want, spending whatever you want, coming and going as you please, commuting only as far as your kitchen table...maybe never getting dressed as your bank account suck.s ca.sh in like a tractor beam...you must attend this first-ever teleseminar!

You'll hear me reveal in painful detail how I took a down and out guy who knew nothing, and had nothing...and got him rolling in dough in no time...and how YOU can do the same!

Finally, you're going to hear how you can get a marketing weapon that brings in mountains of ca.sh to me...on auto-pilot, that I sell for $2,495.00...TOTALLY FR.EE!

So make sure you block out an hour or so for Wednesday, March 1st
@ 7:30pm Central Standard Time. Central Standard time...and see just
how easy it is to dine on the rich banquet of life you deserve!

But, I have to WARN YOU, that we are sending this email out to over tens of thousands of people...and due to technology limitations, we can only have 225 attendees on the teleseminar! Go the website below NOW, so you reserve your spot before we sell out! (And we know from experience, this teleseminar will get filled up quickly, so go below NOW!)

http://www.instantprofits.com/sbmmja030106/2/

Talk to you soon!

Jeff Paul P.S. Don't miss out on this chance to discover the "Instant Ca.sh" secret...and how you can get my jealously guarded, $2,495.00 secret marketing tool that's made me millions of dollars...at no co.st what-so-ever!

Your Friend!

Jeff Paul

Go here to reserve your spot: http://www.instantprofits.com/sbmmja030106/2/

Posted by john at 04:30 PM

Naughty homework from the King!

Hey guys,

I want you guys to know just how hard I work for you. Because of the business I'm in, I am literally forced to talk to beautiful, naughty women all day long. It's a tough job, with lots of stress, but because I really care about teaching men how to succeed with women, I "endeavor to persevere," and push on, attracting women wherever I go.

I can hear all the sympathy from you guys, I know you feel for me. So, in the interest of education, I'm going to share a small incident that happened last night, something that is surprisingly valuable.

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I walked into the grocery store last night, and noticed a cashier on break (about 22 years old) staring intently at me. Just as I was about to say something she said, "Oh, you took my by surprise... you look just like my friend Chuck from Tennessee."

"Well, I'm not Chuck, and I'm not from Tennessee, but you can stare at me as long as you want... I'm used to it," says I. Then, since I was hungry, I went about my shopping.

When I was done, I went to the nearest checkout, and lo and behold, she was the cashier. As soon as she say me, she said, "Hi Chuck."

So I asked her point out, "Who is this guy, Chuck, a guy you're attracted to?" She started laughing and said, "Oh no, not at all. He's just a friend. He really wants me to be attracted to him, but I'm not, no way."

Here's where it starts to get interesting. I immediately said to her, "Oh, he's one of those sweet sensitive nice guys, huh? Well then, Chuck and I have nothing in common because I'm NOT a nice guy. In fact, I'm a very naughty boy."

You should have seen her face change at the mention of the word "naughty." She started blushing and giggling, and said, "Ooooo, we women like naughty boys, they get us into trouble."

I said, "I know, that's why I'm such a naughty guy, the naughtiest you ever met. But I'm probably too naughty for you." What did she say? "Oh, I doubt that." So we exchanged contact information and I left. I doubt I'll get in contact with her, because she's not really my type, not someone I'm attracted to. But I have the option, and that's what's important.

Here's something extremely important to take note of. When a woman first meets you, she's going to categorize you, and if you get into the "Chuck" category, you're going to be known as the friend and the nice guy. You have to take action to immediately get into the "naughty boy category." Once you do, things go smoothly, as long as you don't start acting like a nice guy.

Here's the homework: when relationships start to come up in conversation, test out the structure of "I'm not a nice guy, I'm a naughty boy." This should be used after she describes a nice guy she knows to you, so you can use it as a counter point. It has to be said with a naughty boy smile, and intent, but it's amazingly powerful.

Let me know you're experiences with this little chunk of language.
The more I experiment with it, the more I'm discovering the concept of "naughtiness" and the word itself hold great power when it comes to creating--and sustaining-- attraction.

On with the fun....

-John Alanis
"The King of Let 'em Come to You"

PS Ready to step up to the Big Leagues and lead a lifetime of power, success, and choice with women? Then go to http://www.johnalanis.com/ultimate_system.htm right now!

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Posted by john at 11:12 AM