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July 25, 2006

Important, special announcement from John Alanis

Dear friends and subscribers,

Starting tomorrow and lasting through Friday, July 28, 2006, I'm having a special, Big Savings Inventory Clearance Event. I'll tell you why tomorrow, but you should know a limited number of each of my products will be discounted until the event ends.

I'll have a special link for you in tomorrow morning's email, so be sure to stay tuned. All discounted products will be "limited stock" and I expect to sell out well before this event ends. Also, you should know this notice is being sent to 36,645 people, so fast action is necessary on your part.

Also, please be aware that these savings are not retroactive, and apply only to items in stock--if you have recently invested in one of my products, use this as an opportunity to add to your library at a discount. School's never out for the pro.

On with the fun...

-John Alanis
"The King of Let 'em Come to You"

PS While you're waiting for this unusual event to start, treat yourself to other people's products that won't be on special tomorrow. I especially recommend:

1. Shelly McMurtry's Instant Attraction Generator (see www.johnalanis.com/shelley.htm )

2. David DeAngelo's Double Your Dating: http://affiliate.doubleyourdating.com/dt.asp?a=CD199&b=7&o=

Posted by john at 04:22 PM

Here are the winners!

Hey guys,

Before we get started today, I want tell you about an exciting event, happening tomorrow. I'm going to be having a Big Savings Inventory Clearance event (you'll find out why tomorrow) where you'll be able to save some serious money on a very limited number of products. This will begin tomorrow, and end Friday. Certain items will probably sell out sooner, so fast action is necessary on your part. Stay tuned for tomorrow's announcement.

Speaking of announcements, I have one for today as well. As you may or may not remember, a few days ago I had a contest where entrants submitted their "I'm the man who..." lists. What prompted this contest was submission by one of my subscribers of what has to be one of the whiniest, wussy-ist, weak mind lists I've ever read. It's reprinted below for your disgust.

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Anyways, I decided to have a contest to see who could submit an attractive "I'm the man who..." list and you guys did not let me down. I got all kinds of great lists, some, unfortunately that I cannot publish due to, well, graphic language. The prize was my digital Platinum Package.

There are two winners--a man and a woman. Since I liked both lists, I decided to award two prizes, one to the best "I'm the man who..." list and the best "I'm the woman who..." list. Below is the original
whiner list, then the two winners.

Original whiner list (also known as The Cry of the Wuss)

I'm this guy

Im the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams.

Im the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears.

Im the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a big t-shirt.

Im the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to.

Im the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well.

Im the guy who kisses you on the forehead.

Im the guy who doesnt kiss and tell.

Im the guy who actually listens to you when you talk.

Im the guy who's excited all day because im looking forward to our date that night.

Im the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more.

I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room.

Im the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling.

Im the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been or who he's been with.

Im the guy who gets butterflies when he hears your name.

I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you.

Im the guy who doesnt mess with other girls when i have you

Im the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections and loves you more for them.

I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sunset.

I'M THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD.

I AM THIS GUY.... one of many.... who always ends up loosing her to the jerks who'll treat her like crap and are "too good of a friend" to date

Girls if this is sweet repost this with the title "I want this guy" or if you have him post it as "I have this guy!"

Guys if this is you repost this with the title "I'm this guy

Gawd, doesn't that just make you sick?

OK, here's the first winner, Chef Mark:

"I'm the man who your parents never even knew existed, let alone thought to warn you about.

I am the perfect blend of naughty and nice. That's what makes me so alluring; I'm the man who will take you to church on Sunday and can hold conversation with all of the older ladies who say "he is just so sweet and dear", but your mind is still numb and your body still tingles from the wild adventures we had the night before.

I appeal to all of the things that your circle of "good girls" say thay want in a man, but I am just the right blend of dangerous, wild, unpredictable masculinity that you and your girlfriends secretly yearn for! I comfort you when needed, but I am not one of your teddy bear shoulders to cry on every time you get your feelings hurt. I mostly treat you like the bratty little girl you are, but then surprise you when I treat you like the princess you wish to be. You brag to your friends that I am the lover who knows how to touch you in all of the right places and at all the right times, but other times I make you my sex slave and it's all about me.

I can dress up for the theatre, but can also take you to the rowdiest biker bar, I love the softer things in life, but won't spend the day shopping with you at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I will cook you elaborate meals, and sometimes you will be dessert!

Mostly though, I am the man who will keep you on your toes, but deep down you know that you are safe and secure with me and that I will never deny you adventure, romance, and passion. Oh, and a good smack on the ass once in a while.

Here's the 2nd winner

I am the woman who wants you to have a fun with your friends

I am the woman who wants you to flirt with other women as long as you
Come back to me alone

I am the woman who wants you to take charge no matter how I may or may Not fight it

I am the woman who wants you to be sexually adventurous and come up with plans and ideas and bring them to me so I can either share in those plans or say no

I am the woman who you can make laugh in very inappropriate circumstances and like that you do that

I am the woman that you can challenge and playfully make her see your
side of the story no matter what

I am the woman who likes to challenge her man so that he never knows what to expect next

I am the woman who loves to be taken care of in small caresses then totally ignored as he knows how independent I am

I am the woman who likes to be teased in all ways and likes to tease back in various ways

I am the woman who likes to make bets and then likes to have the man win even though I try hard to win myself

I am the woman who likes to ignore her man all night then devour him when there alone

I am the woman who likes to crave being with her man as he is always not around

I am the woman who says what she thinks and loves men that can stand there ground and not get upset with some of the silly or stupid things that may come out.

I am the woman who loves to have a man question and challenges me in all I do, think and say and has no problem disagreeing with my view

I am the woman who loves to have men's attention however only wants one strong man in her life

I am the woman who loves to have men lead each situation as this makes me feel closer to them and makes me feel there strength as a man

I am the woman who loves to hear NO if this is truly how he feels

I am the woman who wants to surrender no matter how much I may put up a fight

I am the woman who loves to have her man make her laugh all the time even when she is disappointed or hurt

Thanks to everyone who entered--like I said, there were many more worthy ones, but some couldn't be printed. Too bad...

On with the fun....


-John Alanis
"The King of Let 'em Come to You"


PS Replace fear and doubt with fun and confidence: step up to the Big Leagues and lead a lifetime of power and success with women! To do so, go to http://www.johnalanis.com/ultimate_system.htm right now

Posted by john at 10:13 AM