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November 25, 2006

Don't be the last in line

Next Thursday, November 30, 2006 I will be opening registration for my limited seating Ultimate Attraction Immersion Event. Registration will open to my general list of 49,456 subscribers at 4:00 PM Eastern, however it will be open to VIP list members at 2:00 PM Eastern. Due to space limitations, seating is restricted to 127 people (and I will be inviting some women to participate so the number of available seats will be less than 127), so it will be first come, first served.

If you are not a VIP list member, you may become one for free (and you get a free gift as well for joining--my Strangest Attraction Secret Report) by going to http://www.johnalanis.com/vip.htm

As a VIP list member, you will get first shot at registering, at 2:00 PM Central, this Thursday, November 30, 2006, giving you a full, two hour head start over everyone else.

I will be sending you much more information before then, so you'll have an idea about how exciting this limited seating event will be. Stay tuned... and be sure you sign up for the VIP list so you won't be the last in line. Go to http://www.johnalanis.com/vip.htm now.

On with the fun...

-John Alanis
"The King of Let 'em Come to You"

PS While you're waiting for registration to open, be sure to have a look at http://www.johnalanis.com/ultimate_system.htm for more exciting "women approach you" information, after you register for the VIP list.

Posted by john at 04:07 PM

The Decline of Western Civilization Part IV: The Wuss Years

Back in the 80's a documentary came out entitled the Decline of Western Civilization Part II--the metal years. It was an compilation of interviews with members of all the metal bands at the time, and was a heck of a lot of fun to watch.

The director, Penelope Spheeris, also did Part I, and Part III, both dealing with punk rock. It's my opinion she should do Part IV, interviewing today's wusses, letting them whine about why they can't attract women.

A whole new approach to dating, women, and relationships that allows me to choose my own relationships with women, anytime, anyplace, anywhere, devoid of all heartbreak or misery, and I'm convinced any man can copy what I'm doing, no matter your looks, age, or income. Why would any sane man reveal these secrets if they were true? To discover the answer go to http://www.johnalanis.com/ultimate_system.htm right now.

She could start by reading the following list of "I'm sorries," sent in by non-wuss Andrew D., who's sent me several of these pathetic lists. If you want to know how not to attract women, read this list closely. At the end of it, I have a neat surprise for you, one that will erase the bad taste this pathetic list will leave in your mouth.

I'm Sorry--by today's sensitive, caring wuss

I'm sorry
that i bought you roses
to tell you that i like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not an a**hole

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just f$$k you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get
mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and
dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to
be thrown to the side when the new a$$hole comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you
cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can ever do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your bf with another girl and told you about it, I thought
that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your bf
was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That i cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talk about how you wish you could
have done something different.

Ladies always bitch and bitch to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with a$$holes who mistreat them. Well ladies next time you're bitching, maybe look up to see who you're bitching to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry"

If You're one of the few girls with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your guy feel this way, repost as "To all the girls who look past the nice guys"** ******

I found this posted by one of my friends on myspace, the wusses are stepping it up now. Not only are they professing there ballsless attitude toward women, but now, they're apologizing for it. I've tried to help my friends, but it doesn't seem to work. Just thought you'd like to see the new low they're subjecting young men to.

Da king of Da Nati

JA: Thanks, for sending this in, Andrew--it really is a recipe for wussiness. However, it does bring up a serious point many guys don't think about--their insistence on being a "nice guy" actually winds up seriously hurting the women in their lives.

How so? Because women find them unattractive, women seek out men who make them feel attraction, even if those men are abusive. As sad as it is, a woman will choose an abusive jerk who makes her feel attraction over a nice guy who makes her feel nothing. The good news is, women will choose a decent man who makes her feel attraction over a jerk who makes her feel it- -it's your job as a man to make her feel that wonderful feeling so she never even looks at a jerk. Wusses who militantly insist on being nice guys are doing all the women in their live a grave, even dangerous disservice. If they would be men, and learn how to create attraction, learn what women really want, then they can attract women to them, treating them decently where the jerks would have abused them.

OK, here's a fun surprise for all you doers who are throwing up after reading that whiney list (I can hear the alternative music playing in the background as I read that list). Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIPNpNKPjdE and let the good times roll from an era long past. Some of you guys my age will remember this, but for the younger guys on my list, it will be a real treat. Be sure to crank up your speaker as loud as they will go.

On with the fun....

-John Alanis
"The King of Let 'em Come to You"

PS Here's another great one: watch the nerd transform. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVnKhB3pt4A&mode=related&search=

PPS Stay tuned for an important announcement this afternoon regarding my upcomg event. What's a great primer to absorb before attending my event? My Ultimate Unlimited Lifetime of Power and Success with Women System, of course! Go to http://www.johnalanis.com/ultimate_system.htm right now to get your hands on it before your male competition does.

Posted by john at 10:55 AM