Help End My "IRS Pain"... and Claim a Fat Discount For Yourself!
"Announcing the King's 2007 After Tax Day 17% Off SALE... From Today Until April 19, 2007"
I'll be up front with you: the IRS has once again demanded I pay them a large sum of money and that I do so by April 17, 2007 or there will be serious consequences. Being that my father worked for the IRS for 25 years (in the criminal investigation division, no less) I know what they can-- and will-- do to people who don't pay them.
So, after serious reflection I've decided I have no alternative but to pay them, leaving me barefoot and penniless (at least it feels that way)-- so yesterday, I did just that. I'll be honest with you, writing a huge check to the IRS is very painful, but the consequences of NOT paying them are more so. However, there is a way to ease my pain, and that is to bring in more revenue to replace the monstrous sum going out. It's been my experience that the best way for me to do that is to give my customers a really good deal on my products-- in other words, to have a sale!
My "IRS Pain" is actually an opportunity for you!
58,737 People Are Hearing About This Sale-- But Only a Tiny Fraction Will Get in On It... Don't Delay and Risk Missing Out!
Now, you should know that since this is a sale of only products currently in stock, I have only a very limited number of sale items, and once they're gone, this sale is over (you can see the number remaining of each product to the right of their sale price). Also, as of right now, there are 58,737 people on my list, hearing about this sale, so fast action is obviously necessary on your part. These prices apply to in stock items only, so if I'm sold out on a particular product by the time you order, I will not be able to process it, and you'll have to pay full price.
Audio CD Products
Note: If you're not familiar with my Ultimate Unlimited Lifetime of Power and Success with Women System and want to read about it, click here. (It opens as a "new window," so turn off any pop blockers) . HOWEVER, to get my IRS Tax Pain Discounted Price, you MUST come back to THIS page to order.
The Mother of All Offers-- Everything John Has at a Special One Time
Rate... Only Two Available for This Event
Available Digital Download Products
Important Note Regarding Digital Download Products: if you invest in a CD System, AND one of my digital products, you may get the "Thank You Page" for the CD System that does not have a download link. You will, however, receive an email from our system with that link in it-- be sure to check your email. If, for some mysterious reason you don't receive it, or can't find it, email us at email@example.com and we'll email you the download link.
How to Call, Fax, or Mail In Your Order If You Hate Online Ordering
Now, I know I have a few doers who don't like to order online, and that's OK. If you prefer not to order online, and like to call in your order, just call 1-800 819-1871 to order 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and be sure to let them know you're calling in regards to the IRS Tax Pain 2007 Sale. They'll transmit the order to us, and we'll make sure you get the right product at the right price. If we're sold out by the time we receive your order, we will notify you and your credit card will not be processed.
(Note: this is a friendly order taking service-- please call them only to order. If you have questions, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or call (512) 892 8839 )
If you prefer, you may also fax or mail your order to:
Fax: (512) 891 9417
If faxing, all you have to do is get out a piece of paper, write your contact and shipping information on it (neatly, please) plus what you want to order, and fax it to the above fax number. Also, please be sure to include your credit card number with expiration date. The charge will appear discreetly as Art Of Steel, Inc.
If you wish to mail a check or money order, please make it out to Art Of Steel, Inc., and include it and your contact and shipping information along with your order. While your order does not have to be received before the sale ends, it does have to be mailed or faxed before then.
Again, this event ends "two minutes to midnight", Thursday, April 19, 2007 and may be the last savings event I put on for a long, long time. Don't hate yourself for missing out on a deal... get your orders in NOW, and take advantage of the "forced savings" at my IRS Tax Pain 2007 sale!
PS Keep in mind, this remarkable event officially ends "two minutes to midnight", Thursday, April 19, 2007 -- HOWEVER, some limited stock items may sell out way before then... to avoid disappointment and make sure you get the product you want, you should order at once. When the clock strikes midnight Thursday, April 19, 2007 the event ends for good!
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