*Held Over One Day, Ends April 19*
"Announcing the King's 2006 Tax Day 17% Off SALE... From Today Until April 15, 2006"
I'll be up front with you: the IRS is demanding I pay them a large sum of money by April 15, 2006 or there will be serious consequences. Being that my father worked for the IRS for 25 years (in the criminal investigation division, no less) I know what they can-- and will-- do to people who don't pay them.
So, after serious reflection I've decided I have no alternative but to pay them. I'll be honest with you, writing a huge check to the IRS is very painful, but the consequences of NOT paying them are more so. However, there is a way to ease my pain, and that is to bring in more revenue to replace the monstrous sum going out. It's been my experience that the best way for me to do that is to give my customers a really good deal on my products-- in other words, to have a sale!
My "IRS Pain" is actually an opportunity for you!
Here's the deal: from now until "two minutes to midnight" on April 15, 2006 all my products are going to be 17% off if you order from this page. All you have to do is click on the link next to each product, and follow the directions to order. You'll immediately claim a 17% savings, something you'll rarely have a chance to do with me. Or, you can also order via phone, fax, or mail... all the details are below. PLUS... read to the end of this website to discover a very special "Mother of All Offers," (which includes my brand new King's Keys) where you can get everything I have to offer at a special, discounted rate.
Audio CD Products
Note: If you're not familiar with my Ultimate Unlimited Lifetime of Power and Success with Women System and want to read about it, click here. (It opens as a "new window," so turn off any pop blockers) . HOWEVER, to get the Tax Day 2006 Sale Price, you MUST come back to THIS page to order.
Credit Card Customers Use the Order Links Below
Available Digital Download Products
Important Note Regarding Digital Download Products: if you invest in a CD System, AND one of my digital products, you may get the "Thank You Page" for the CD System that does not have a download link. You will, however, receive an email from our system with that link in it-- be sure to check your email. If, for some mysterious reason you don't receive it, or can't find it, email us at email@example.com and we'll email you the download link.
The Mother of All Offers-- Everything John Has at a Special One Time Rate
How to Call, Fax, or Mail In Your Order If You Hate Online Ordering
Now, I know I have a few doers who don't like to order online, and that's OK. If you prefer not to order online, and like to call in your order, just call 1-800 819-1871 to order 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and be sure to let them know you're calling in regards to the Tax Day 2006 Sale. They'll transmit the order to us, and we'll make sure you get the right product at the right price.
(Note: this is a friendly order taking service-- please call them only to order. If you have questions, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or call (512) 892 8839 )
If you prefer, you may also fax or mail your order to:
Fax: (512) 891 9417
If faxing, all you have to do is get out a piece of paper, write your contact and shipping information on it (neatly, please) plus what you want to order, and fax it to the above fax number. Also, please be sure to include your credit card number with expiration date. The charge will appear discreetly as Art Of Steel, Inc.
If you wish to mail a check or money order, please make it out to Art Of Steel, Inc., and include it and your contact and shipping information along with your order. While your order does not have to be received before the sale ends, it does have to be mailed or faxed before then.
Again, this sale ends "two minutes to midnight", Saturday April 15, 2006 and may be the last sale I put on for a long, long time. Don't hate yourself for missing out on a deal... get your orders in NOW, and make Tax Day a little less painful by spending it with the woman you desire!
PS Keep in mind, this remarkable sale ends "two minutes to midnight", Saturday, April 15, 2006-- don't hate yourself from missing out on the "17% Discount"... to avoid disappointment, get your "17% off" order in at once. When the clock strikes April 16, 2006 the sale ends for good!
PPS Good News-- the Tax Day Sale is held over ONE MORE DAY in case you missed it. It ends April 19, 2006.
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