Announcing "The King's Tax Stimulus Rebate Sale"
In case you haven't heard, the government is sending tax rebate checks to everyone who is not an evil rich guy like me in order to stimulate the economy. So, to celebrate, and to do my part for the economic (and mental) health of this great country, I'm having a sale!
So, during this sale, you'll be able to..
Claim at least a 17% Discount on ALL My "Women Approach You Products!"
Here's the deal: from now until "two minutes to midnight" on Saturday, May 17, 2008 all my products are going to be at least 17% off if you order from this page! Why 17%? Because that's the "lucky number" of the most famous ladies' man of all time, James Bond-- when he bets on roulette, it's always on 17, and he always wins... the money, and the woman. Since 17% is such a lucky number when it comes to women, I've decided to price all my items at 17% off for this sale only.
All you have to do is click on the link next to each product, add it to your Shopping Cart, and hit check out. You'll immediately claim a 17% savings, something you'll rarely have a chance to do with me. Or, you can also order via phone, fax, or mail... all the details are below. PLUS... read to the end of this website to discover a very special "Mother of All Offers," where you can get everything I have to offer (including my new products) at a special, discounted rate.
43,617 People Are Hearing About This Sale-- But Only a Tiny Fraction Will Get in On It... Don't Delay and Risk Missing Out!
Now, you should know that since this is a sale of only products currently in stock, I have only a very limited number of sale items, and once they're gone, this sale is over (you can see the number remaining of each product to the right of their sale price). Also, as of right now, there are43,617 people on my list, hearing about this sale, so fast action is obviously necessary on your part. These prices apply to in stock items only, so if I'm sold out on a particular product by the time you order, I will not be able to process it, and you'll have to pay full price.
Video DVD Products
Note: If you're not familiar with my Ultimate Attraction Immersion Event DVD's and want to read about it, click here. (It opens as a "new window," so turn off any pop blockers) . HOWEVER, to get my Tax Stimulus Rebate Sale 2008 Discounted Price, you MUST come back to THIS page to order.
Audio CD Products
Note: If you're not familiar with my Ultimate Unlimited Lifetime of Power and Success with Women System and want to read about it, click here. (It opens as a "new window," so turn off any pop blockers) . HOWEVER, to get my Tax Rebate Stimulus Sale Discounted Price, you MUST come back to THIS page to order.
Credit Card Customers Use the Order Links Below
Available Digital Download Products
Important Note Regarding Digital Download Products: if you invest in a CD System, AND one of my digital products, you may get the "Thank You Page" for the CD System that does not have a download link. You will, however, receive an email from our system with that link in it-- be sure to check your email. If, for some mysterious reason you don't receive it, or can't find it, email us at email@example.com and we'll email you the download link.
The Mother of All Offers-- Everything John Has at a Special One Time Rate... Only Two Available for This Event
How to Call, Fax, or Mail In Your Order If You Hate Online Ordering
Now, I know I have a few doers who don't like to order online, and that's OK. If you prefer not to order online, and like to call in your order, just call 1-800 819-1871 to order 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and be sure to let them know you're calling in regards to the King's 2008 Tax Stimulus Rebate Sale. They'll transmit the order to us, and we'll make sure you get the right product at the right price. If we're sold out by the time we receive your order, we will notify you and your credit card will not be processed.
(Note: this is a friendly order taking service-- please call them only to order. If you have questions, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or call (512) 892 8839 )
If you prefer, you may also fax or mail your order to:
Fax: (512) 891 9417
If faxing, all you have to do is get out a piece of paper, write your contact and shipping information on it (neatly, please) plus what you want to order, and fax it to the above fax number. Also, please be sure to include your credit card number with expiration date. The charge will appear discreetly as Art Of Steel, Inc.
If you wish to mail a check or money order, please make it out to Art Of Steel, Inc., and include it and your contact and shipping information along with your order. While your order does not have to be received before the sale ends, it does have to be mailed or faxed before then.
Again, this event ends "two minutes to midnight", Saturday, May 17, 2008 and may be the last savings event I put on for a long, long time. Don't hate yourself for missing out on a deal... get your orders in NOW, and help jump start the economy at my Tax Stimulus Rebate sale!
PS Keep in mind, this remarkable event officially ends "two minutes to midnight", Saturday, May 17, 2008-- HOWEVER, some limited stock items may sell out way before then... to avoid disappointment and make sure you get the product you want, you should order at once. When the clock strikes midnight Saturday, May 17, 2008 the event ends for good!
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